Amazon-Delivery Driver AR Glasses Coming; Massive iPhone Cam Upgrade in ’26; Signal Features = More Like Meet & Zoom; Got $3 Mil-Buy Batman’s Tumbler

The revenge of Google Glass continues, as everyone seems to be working on smart glasses now. Amazon is apparently working on some for their delivery drivers to use. Engadget.com reports that Amazon thinks using the things can shave ‘seconds’ from each delivery…making productivity even higher…because apparently it can never be high enough for Amazon. The embedded display to guide delivery drivers around and within buildings. They will allegedly also provide drivers with “turn-by-turn navigation” instructions while driving. Finally, wearing AR glasses means that drivers won’t have to carry a handheld GPS device. You know what that means. They’ll be able to carry more packages at once. You can bet they will also have a cam in them, so the driver can just look at your porch and take a photo of your delivery. How was it? Was it great? Send back that email! 

Apple analyst Ming-Chi Kuo says we will be seeing a massive iPhone camera upgrade in 2026. According to mashable.com, Cupertino is working on adding a variable aperture main cam to its iPhone 18 Pros. A variable aperture main camera should bring noticeable improvements; the camera should perform better in low light, as the variable aperture allows the camera to control how much light hits the lens. It could also improve portrait mode, as variable aperture should allow for more precise depth of field control. This will be great for pro photographers who know how to use such a feature. Most of us will probably do the same with the phone camera as we have with a DSLR…leave the thing set to ‘A’ for automatic! 

Signal has added some features in order to be more like Zoom and Google Meet. You can now share a link to a call. Theverge.com says up to now you could only initiate a call from a Signal group chat. You can also re-use call links..which ought to be handy for recurring meetings. Signal has also aded a ‘raise hand’ button to indicate you have something to say, and they have added emojis too…so you can express yourself with those little devils. The new features are out now on Android, iOS, and desktop.

So, you’ve got $3 million bucks to burn, and Christmas is coming. You want something extra special for yourself. Why not contact Wayne Enterprises and buy yourself a Batmobile ‘Tumbler’ from ‘Batman Begins’ and ‘The Dark Knight?’ There are 10 of them available for a mere $2,990,000 each. Oh…by the way…you had better be rich enough to have private roads, ‘cause these babies aren’t street-legal! Go to Brucewaynex.com. They are being sold by invitation only. The Tumbler is made of kevlar, carbon fiber, and sheet metal as well as fiberglas, and it has a 6.2 liter engine. The gun turrets and jet engine are fakes. If you buy one, send me a picture of yourself terrorizing the Joker in it.

I’m Clark Reid and you’re ‘Technified’ for now.